[R] Hello everyone! Welcome to the Drama Nation podcast...

[U]...where we discuss all of YOUR favourite niche small town dramas!

[R] Hey, that was pretty good!

[U] Yeah, all of that practice in the test episodes really paid off!

[R] Anyways, say hello to our audience.

[U] Hello audience!

[R] This is our brand new podcast where we discuss insane drama happening in our small town. Well, probably your small town too. This is designed to be sort of- um, sort of a local thing.

[U] Yeah! We've got a website, too!

[R] Yep! podcasterzblog.neocities.org. We'll be posting transcripts from our episodes, blog posts & maybe we'll even post some unreleased content.

[U] ...Do you mean, like, onlyf-

[R] No! Shut up. What I mean is that we'll be posting transcripts - & possibly audio - from scrapped, unreleased or test episodes of our podcast. Because we're the podcasterz!

[U] Aren't we posting episode transcripts as like, transcript1 and shit? What will the URLs for the test episodes be? They were recorded before this, so would they be like transcript0 or something?

[R] Probably just testtranscript1 and stuff like that.

[U] Oh, cool. So this is where we do the outro, right?

[R] Yep! Play the outro.