[R] Hello everyone! Welcome back to the Drama Nation podcast...

[U] ...where we discuss all of YOUR favourite niche small town dramas!

[R] Now, there have been rumblings of a new album from THE Taylor Swift... who I have never liked.

[U] Me neither.

[R] So, in the wake of this imminent absolutely terrible album announcement, we realised we had never even listened to Taylor Swift.

[U] So we listened to every single song in her discography!

[R] They were all shit.

[U] I kinda disagree...

[RAFFY GROANS]

[U] Dear John & Forever Winter were kinda good...

[R] Shut up.

[U] Hang on, why are we even recording an episode about this? Isn't this supposed to be a podcast about small town drama? We're hardly the fucking recording academy, are we?

[R] ...you're right. Maybe we should just scrap this episode.